I no longer want to know where the missing socks go.

I’ve moved on to a much more sinister mystery. Whenever I leave the house I am sporting two (nearly) matching eyebrows.

However, upon my return, more often than not, I have but one.  Where do all the eyebrows go?  Are they wandering around Central Maine lonely and scared?  Or getting into trouble?   I hope no one can trace them back to me.

Maybe I should have gone with a unibrow ?